USHERETTE
MICHAEL RENNIE WAS ILL
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL
BUT HE TOLD US WHERE WE STAND
AND FLASH GORDON WAS THERE
IN SILVER UNDERWEAR
CLAUDE RAINS WAS THE INVISIBLE MAN
THEN SOMETHING WENT WRONG
FOR FAY WRAY AND KING KONG
THEY GOT CAUGHT IN A CELLULOID JAM
THEN AT A DEADLY PACE
IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE
AND THIS IS HOW THE MESSAGE RAN.
SCIENCE FICTION - DOUBLE FEATURE
DR. X WILL BUILD A CREATURE
SEE ANDROIDS FIGHTING BRAD AND JANET
ANNE FRANCES STARS IN FORBIDDEN PLANET
OH-AT THE LATE-NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW.
I KNEW LEO G. CARROL
WAS OVER A BARREL
WHEN TARANTULA TOOK TO THE HILLS
AND I REALLY GOT HOT
WHEN I SAW JANETTE SCOTT
FIGHT A TRJFFID THAT SPITS POISON AND KILLS
DANA ANDREWS SAID PRUNES
GIVE HIM THE RHUNES
AND PASSING THEM USED LOTS OF SKILLS
AND WHEN WORLD'S COLLIDE
SAID GEORGE PAL TO HIS BRIDE
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME TERRIBLE THRILLS
LIKE A- SCIENCE FICTION - DOUBLE FEATURE
DR. X WILL BUILD A CREATURE
SEE ANDROIDS FIGHTING BRAD AND JANET
ANNE FRANCES STARS IN FORBIDDEN PLANET
OH-AT THE LATE-NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW.
I WANT TO GO
AT THE LATE-NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW
BY R.K.O.
AT THE LATE-NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW
IN THE BACK ROW
AT THE LATE-NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW.
BRAD.
HEY, JANET
JANET.
YES BRAD.
BRAD.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
JANET.
YES.
BRAD.
I REALLY LOVED THE SKILLFUL WAY
YOU BEAT THE OTHER GIRLS TO THE BRIDE'S BOUQUET.
THE RIVER WAS DEEP BUT I SWAM IT.
THE FUTURE IS OURS SO LET'S PLAN IT.
SO PLEASE DON'T TELL ME TO CAN IT.
I'VE ONE THING TO SAY AND THAT'S ...
DAMN IT - JANET- I LOVE YOU.
THE ROAD WAS LONG BUT I RAN IT.
THERE'S A FIRE IN MY HEART AND YOU FAN IT.
IF THERE'S A FOOL FOR YOU THEN I AM IT.
I'VE ONE THING TO SAY AND THAT'S
DAMN IT- JANET- I LOVE YOU.
HERE'S A RING TO PROVE I'M NO JOKER
THERE'S THREE WAYS THAT LOVE CAN GROW
THAT'S GOOD- BAD-OR MEDIOCRE
JANET, I LOVE YOU SO.
JANET.
OH, IT'S NICER THAN BETTY MUNROE HAD.
NOW WE'RE ENGAGED AND I'M SO GLAD.
THAT YOU'VE MET MOM AND YOU KNOW DAD.
I'VE ONE THING TO SAY AND THAT'S ...
BRAD - I'M MAD- FOR YOU TOO.
OH BRAD.
BRAD.
OH DAMN IT.
JANET.
I’m MAD.
BRAD.
OH JANET.
JANET.
FOR YOU.
BRAD.
I LOVE YOU TOO THERE'S ONE THING LEFT
TO DO AND THAT'S ...
GO SEE THE MAN THAT BEGAN IT
WHEN WE MET IN HIS SCIENCE EXAM IT
MADE ME GIVE YOU THE EYE AND THEN PANIC
NOW I’VE ONE THING TO SAY AND THAT'S ...
DAMN IT-JANET, I LOVE YOU.
DAMN IT JANET
JANET.
OH, BRAD I’m MAD.
BRAD.
DAMN IT JANET.
JANET.
I LOVE YOU.
JANET.
IN THE VELVET DARKNESS
OF THE BLACKEST NIGHT
BURNING BRIGHT -THERE'S A GUIDING STAR
NO MATTER WHAT OR WHO YOU ARE.
BRAD & JANET.
THERE'S A LIGHT
PHANTOMS.
OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE
BRAD & JANET.
THERE'S A LIGHT
PHANTOMS.
BURNING IN THE FIREPLACE
JANET.
THERE'S A LIGHT ... LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF
EVERYBODY'S LIFE
BRAD.
I CAN SEE THE FLAG FLY
I CAN SEE THE RAIN
JUST THE SAME THERE HAS GOT TO BE
SOMETHING BETTER HERE·· FOR YOU AND ME.
BRAD & JANET.
THERE'S A LIGHT
PHANTOMS.
OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE
BRAD & JANET.
THERE'S A LIGHT
PHANTOMS.
BURNING IN THE FIREPLACE
BRAD.
THERE'S A LIGHT ... LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF
EVERYBODY'S LIFE
RIFF RAFF.
THE DARKNESS MUST GO
DOWN THE RIVER OF NIGHTS DREAMING
FLOW MORPHIA SLOW LET THE SUN AND LIGHT
COME STREAMING INTO MY LIFE
INTO MY LIFE
JANET & BRAD.
THERE'S A LIGHT
PHANTOMS.
OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE
JANET & BRAD.
THERE'S A LIGHT
PHANTOMS.
BURNING IN THE FIREPLACE
THERE'S A LIGHT - LIGHT
JANET & BRAD.
IN THE DARKNESS Of EVERYBODY'S LIFE
RIFF RAFF.
IT'S ASTOUNDING TIME IS FLEETING
MADNESS TAKES ITS TOLL
BUT LISTEN CLOSELY –
NOT FOR VERY MUCH LONGER
I’VE GOT TO KEEP CONTROL
I REMEMBER DOING THE TIME WARP
DRINKING THOSE MOMENTS WHEN
THE BLACKNESS WOULD HIT ME
AND THE VOID WOULD BE CALLING
ALL
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
NARRATOR.
IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT
ALL
AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIGHT
NARRATOR.
WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS
ALL
YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT
BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST
THAT STARTS TO DRIVE YOU INSANE
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
MAGENTA.
IT'S SO DREAMY - OH FANTASY FREE ME
SO YOU CAN'T SEE ME
NO NOT AT ALL
IN ANOTHER DIMENSION - WITH VOYEURISTIC INTENTION
WELL SECLUDED I'LL SEE ALL
WITH A BIT OF A MIND FLIP
YOU'RE THERE IN THE TIME SLIP
NOTHING CAN EVER BE THE SAME
YOU'RE SPACED OUT ON SENSATION
RIFF RAFF & MAGENTA.
LIKE YOU'RE UNDER SEDATION
ALL.
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
NARRATOR.
IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT
ALL.
AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIGHT
NARRATOR.
WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS
ALL
YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT
BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST
THAT STARTS TO DRIVE YOU INSANE
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
COLUMBIA.
WELL I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
JUST HAVING A THINK
WHEN A SNAKE OF A GUY GAVE ME AN EVIL WINK
WELL IT SHOOK ME UP, IT TOOK ME BY SURPRISE
HE HAD A PICKUP TRUCK AND THE DEVIL'S EYES
OH-HE STARED AT ME AND I FELT A CHANGE
TIME MEANT NOTHING NEVER WOULD AGAIN
ALL.
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
NARRATOR.
IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT
ALL.
AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIGHT
NARRATOR.
WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS
ALL.
YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT
BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST
THAT STARTS TO DRIVE YOU INSANE
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
FRANK.
HOW DO YOU DO
I SEE YOU'VE MET MY FAITHFUL HANDYMAN
HE'S A LITTLE BROUGHT DOWN
BECAUSE WHEN YOU KNOCKED
HE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CANDYMAN
(Spoken) Didn't you Freaky?
DON'T GET STRUNG OUT BY THE WAY I LOOK
DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER
I'M NOT MUCH OF A MAN
BY THE LIGHT OF DAY
BUT BY NIGHT I'M ONE HELL OF A LOVER
I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA.
LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND. MAYBE PLAY YOU A SOUND
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY GROOVIE
OR IF YOU WANT SOMETHING VISUAL THAT'S NOT
TOO ABYSMAL
WE COULD TAKE IN AN OLD STEVE REEVES MOVIE
BRAD.
I'M GLAD WE CAUGHT YOU AT HOME
AH COULD WE USE YOUR PHONE
WE'RE BOTH IN A BIT OF A HURRY
WE'LL JUST SAY WHERE WE ARE
THEN GO BACK TO THE CAR
WE DON'T WANT TO BE ANY WORRY
FRANK.
YOU GOT CAUGHT WITH A FLAT
WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT
WELL BABIES DON'T YOU PANIC
BY THE LIGHT OF THE NIGHT
IT'LL ALL SEEM ALRIGHT
I'LL GET YOU A SATANIC MECHANIC
I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA
WHY DON'T CHA STAY FOR THE NIGHT
ALL
NIGHT
FRANK.
OR MAYBE A BITE
ALL
BITE
FRANK.
I COULD SHOW YOU MY FAVOURITE OBSESSION
I'VE BEEN MAKING A MAN
WITH DARK HAIR AND A TAN
AND HE'S GOOD FOR RELIEVING MY TENSION
I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA
ALL
HIT IT. HIT IT
FRANK.
I'M JUST A SWEET TAANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA
SO COME UPTO THE LAB
AND SEE WHAT'S ON THE SLAB
I SEE YOU SHIVER IN ANTICI …. PATION
BUT MAYBE THE RAIN
IS REALLY TO BLAME
SO I’LL REMOVE THE CAUSE
BUT NOT THE SYMPTOM
ROCKY.
THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES IS HANGING OVER MY HEAD
AND I’VE GOT THE FEELING SOMEONE IS GONNA BE CUTTING
THE THREAD
OH WOE IS ME - MY LIFE IS A MISERY
OH CAN'T YOU SEE I'M AT THE START
OF A PRETTY BIG DOWNER
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A START WHEN
I FELL OUT OF THE BED
ALL.
THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
ROCKY.
AND LEFT FROM MY DREAMING WAS A FEELING
OF UNAMIABLE DREAD
ALL.
THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
ROCKY.
MY HIGH IS LOW - I’M DRESSED UP WITH NO PLACE
TOGO AND ALL I KNOW IS I’M AT THE
START OF A PRETTY BIG DOWNER
ALL.
SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
NARRATOR.
ROCKY HORROR YOU NEED PEACE OF MIND AND I
WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE
YOU'RE THE PRODUCT OF ANOTHER TIME AND
FEELING DOWN WELL THAT’S NO CRIME
ALL.
THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
ROCKY.
THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES IS HANGING OVER MY HEAD
ALL.
THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
ROCKY.
AND I’VE GOT THE FEELING THAT SOMEONE'S GOING TO BE
CUTTING THE THREAD
ALL.
THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
ROCKY.
OH WOE IS ME - MY LIFE IS A MYSTERY
OH CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M AT THE START
OF A PRETTY BIG DOWNER
ALL.
SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME
THAT AIN'T NO CRIME - SHA LA LA
FRANK
A WEAKLING WEIGHING 98 POUNDS
GETS SAND IN HIS FACE WHEN KICKED
TO THE GROUND
AND SOON IN THE GYM
WITH A DETERMINED CHIN
THE SWEAT FROM HIS PORES
AS HE WORKS FOR HIS CAUSE
WILL MAKE HIM GLISTEN AND GLEAM
AND WITH MASSAGE AND JUST A BITOF STEAM
HE'LL BE PINK BUT QUITE CLEAN
HE'LL BE A STRONG MAN
ALL.
BUT THE WRONG MAN
FRANK.
HE'LL EAT NUTRITIOUS HIGH-PROTEIN
AND SW ALLOW RAW EGGS
TRY TO BUILD UP HIS SHOULDERS
CHEST, ARMS AND LEGS
SUCH AN EFFORT
IF ONLY HE KNEW OF MY PLAN
WHEN IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN
HE'LL DO PRESS UPS AND CHIN UPS
THE SNATCH CLEAN AND JERK
DYNAMIC TENSION
MUST BE AWFULLY HARD WORK
SUCH STRENUOUS LIVING
I !UST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHEN IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN
EDDIE.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SATURDAY NIGHT
WHEN YOU DRESSED UP SHARP AND YOU FELT ALRIGHT
IT DONT SEEM THE SAME SINCE COSMIC LIGHT
CAME INTO MY LIFE AND I THOUGHT I WAS DIVINE
I USED TO GO FOR A RIDE WITH A CHICK WHO'D GO
AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC ON THE RADIO
A SAXOPHONE WAS BLOWING ON A ROCK AND ROLL SHOW
AND YOU CLIMBED IN THE BACK AND YOU REALLY
HAD A GOOD TIME
ALL.
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
EDDIE.
MY HEAD USED TO SWIM FROM THE PERFUME I SMELT
MY HANDS KIND OF FUMBLED WITH HER WHITE PLASTIC BELT
I'D TASTE HER BABY PINK LIPSTICK AND THAT'S WHEN I’D MELT
AND SHE'D WHISPER IN MY EAR TONIGHT SHE REALLY WAS MINE
GET BACK IN FRONT AND PUT SOME HAIR OIL ON
BUDDY HOLLY WAS SINGING HIS VERY LAST SONG
WITH YOUR ARM ROUND YOUR GIRL, YOU'D TRY TO SING ALONG
YOU FELT PRETTY GOOD 'CAUSE YOU'D REALLY HAD
A GOOD TIME
ALL.
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL
FRANK
BUT A DELTOID AND A BICEP
A HOT GROIN AND A TRICEP
MAKES ME SHAKE
MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE
CHARLES ATLAS BY THE HAND
PHANTOMS.
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS L CAN MAKE YOU A MAN
FRANK.
I DON'T WANT NO DISSENSION
JUST DYNAMIC TENSION
JANET.
I'M A MUSCLE FAN
ALL.
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN
FRANK.
DIG IN IF YOU CAN
ALL.
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN
JANET.
I WAS FEELING DONE IN
COULDN'T WIN
I'D ONLY EVER KISSED BEFORE
MAGENTA & COLUMBIA.
YOU MEAN SHE'D ONLY EVER KISSED
JANET.
AHA
I THOUGHT THERE'S NO USE GETTING
INTO HEAVY PETTING
IT ONLY LEADS TO TROUBLE
AND SEAT WETTING
NOW ALL I WANT TO KNOW
IS HOW TO GO
I'VE TASTED BLOOD AND I WANT MORE.
MAGENTA & COLUMBIA.
MORE, MORE, MORE
JANET.
I'LL PUT UP NO RESISTANCE
L WANT TO STAY THE DISTANCE
I’VE GOT AN ITCH TO SCRATCH
AND I NEED ASSISTANCE
TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A-TOUCH ME
I WANT TO BE DIRTY
THRILL ME CHILL ME FULFILL ME
CREATURE OF THE NIGHT
THEN IF ANYTHING GROWS
WHEN YOU POSE
I'LL OIL YOU UP AND RUB YOU DOWN
MAGENTA & COLUMBIA.
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
JANET
AND THAT'S JUST ONE SMALL FRACTION
OF THE MAIN ATTRACTION
YOU NEED A FRIENDLY HAND
AND I NEED ACTION
TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A-TOUCH ME
I WANT TO BE DIRTY
THRILL ME CHILL ME FULFILL ME
CREATURE OF THE NIGHT
TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A-TOUCH ME
I WANT TO BE DIRTY
THRILL ME CHILL ME FULFILL ME
CREATURE OF THE NIGHT
TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A-TOUCH ME
I WANT TO BE DIRTY
THRILL ME CHILL ME FULFILL ME
CREATURE OF THE NIGHT
CREATURE OF THE NIGHT
CREATURE OF THE NIGHT
BRAD.
ONCE IN A WHILE
SHE DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU
SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE
AND ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
SHE DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU
YOU LOOK AROUND
THE ONE YOU FOUND
SHE IS GONE
NARRATOR.
HUMMINAH HUMMINAH HUMMINAH HUM
BRAD.
AND THAT’S ALL THE TIME
THAT IT TAKES
FOR A HEART TO TURN TO STONE
THE SWEETER THE WINE
THE HARDER TO MAKE THE BREAK
YOU HEAR SOMETHING
ABOUT SOMEONE YOU THOUGHT YOU'D KNOWN
SO, BABY DON'T CRY
LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
AFTER THE NIGHT THERE'S BRAND NEW DAY
AND THERE'LL BE NO PAIN
AND NO MORE SORROW
SO WASH YOUR FACE
AND PHONE MY PLACE. IT'LL BE OKAY
AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME
THAT IT TAKES
FOR A HEART TO BEAT AGAIN
SO GIVE ME A SIGN
THAT A LOVER MAKES
YOU LOOK AROUND THE ONE
FOUND IS BACK AGAIN ... IS BACK AGAIN
PHANTOMS.
IS BACK AGAIN
BRAD & PHANTOMS.
IS BACK AGAIN
IS BACK AGALN
IS BACK AGAIN
IS BACK AGAIN
BRAD.
IS BACK AGAIN
DR. SCOTT
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE WAS TROUBLE
HE WAS THE THORN IN HIS MOTHER'S SIDE
SHE TRIED IN VAIN
NARRATOR.
BUT HE NEVER CAUSED HER NOTHING BUT PAIN
DR. SCOTT
HE LEFT HOME THE DAY SHE DIED EIN SWEI TREI
FROM THE DAY SHE WAS GONE
ALL HE WANTED
WAS A ROCKIN' ROLL PORN AND A MOTOR BIKE
SHOOTIN' UP JUNK
NARRATOR.
HE WAS A LOW DOWN CHEAP LITTLE PUNK
DR. SCOTT
TAKING EVERYONE FOR A RIDE
ALL
WHEN EDDIE SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE HIS TEDDY
YOU KNEW HE WAS A NO-GOOD KID
BUT WHEN HE THREATENED YOUR LIFE
WITH A SWITCH BLADE KNIFE
FRANK.
WHAT A GUY
COLUMBIA.
MADE YOU CRY
DR. SCOTT
AND L DID
COLUMBIA.
EVERYBODY SHOVED HIM
I VERY NEARLY LOVED HJM
I SAY HEY LISTEN TO ME
STAY SANE INSIDE INSANITY
BUT HE LOCKED THE DOOR AND THREW AWAY THE KEY
DR. SCOTT
BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN DRAWN INTO SOMETHING
MAKING HIM WARN ME IN A NOTE WHICH READ
ALL
WHAT'S IT SAY, WHAT'S IT SAY"
DR. SCOTT
I'M OUT OF MY HEAD
NARRATOR.
HURRY OR I MAY BE DEAD
DR. SCOTT
THEY MUSTN'T CARRY OUT THEIR EVIL DEEDS
ALL.
WHEN EDDIE SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE HIS TEDDY
YOU KNEW HE WAS A NO-GOOD KID
BUT WHEN HE THREATENED YOUR LIFE
WITH A SWITCH BLADE KNIFE
WHEN EDDIE SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE HIS TEDDY
YOU KNEW HE WAS A NO-GOOD KID
BUT WHEN HE THREATENED YOUR LIFE
WITH A SWITCH BLADE KNIFE
FRANK.
WHAT A GUY
DR. SCOTT
MADE YOU CRY
COLUMBIA
AND L DID
ALL.
HEY HEY HEY
FRANK.
WHAT A GUY
DR. SCOTT
MAKES YOU CRY
COLUMBIA.
AND I DID
ALL.
HEY HEY HEY
FRANK.
WHAT A GUY
DR. SCOTT
MAKES YOU CRY
COLUMBIA.
AND I DID
ALL.
YEAH YEAH YEAH
FRANK.
WHAT A GUY
COLUMBIA.
MAKES YOU CRY
DR. SCOTT
AND SHE DID
ALL.
YES SHE DID
DR. SCOTT & COLUMBIA.
AND WE DID
ALL.
YES WE DID
EDDIE
FRANK.
PLANET SHMANET JANET
TELL YOU ONCE
WON'T TELL YOU TWICE
YOU'D BETTER WISE UP JANET WEISS
YOUR APPLE PIE
DON'T TASTE TOO NICE
YOU'D BETTER WISE UP JANET WEISS
I'VE LAID THE SEED
IT SHOULD BE ALL YOU NEED
YOU'RE AS SENSUAL
AS A PENCJL
WOUND UP LIKE AN 'E' OR FIRST STRING
WHEN WE MADE IT
DID YA HEAR A BELL RING?
YOU GOT A BLOCK
TAKE MY ADVICE
YOU'D BETTER WISE UP JANET WEISS
THE TRANSDUCER
WILL SEDUCE YAH
IT'S SOMETHING YOU'LL GET USED TO
A MENTAL MIND-FUCK CAN BE NICE
YOU'D BETTER WISE UP JANET WEISS
YOU'D BETTER WISE UP
BUILD YOUR THIGHS UP
YOU'D BETTER WISE UP
NARRATOR.
AND THEN SHE CRIES OUT
JANET.
STOP!
FRANK.
DON'T GET HOT AND FLUSTERED
USE A BIT OF MUSTARD
ALL.
YOU'RE A HOT DOG
BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER
FRANK FURTER
YOU'RE A HOT DOG
BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER
FRANK FURTER
YOU'RE A HOT DOG
BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER
FRANK FURTER
YOU'RE A HOT DOG
BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER
FRANK FURTER
MAGENTA.
YOU'RE A HOT DOG
BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER
FRANK FURTER
YOU'RE A HOT DOG
BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER
FRANKFURTER
COLUMBIA.
IT WAS GREAT
WHEN IT ALL BEGAN
I WAS A REGULAR FRANKY FAN
BUT IT WAS OVER WHEN HE HAD THE PLANS.
TO START WORKING ON A MUSCLE-MAN
NOW THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES ME HOPE
IS MY LOVE OF A CERTAIN DOPE
ROSE TINTS MY WORLD KEEPS ME
SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN
ROCKY.
I'M JUST SEVEN HOURS OLD
TRULY BEAUTIFUL TO BEHOLD
AND SOMEBODY SHOULD BE TOLD
MY LIBIDO HASN'T BEEN CONTROLLED
NOW THE ONLY THING I'VE COME TO TRUST
IS AN ORGASMIC RUSH OF LUST
ROSE TINTS MY WORLD KEEPS ME
SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN
BRAD.
IT'S BEYOND ME
HELP ME MOMMY
I'LL BE GOOD YOU'LL SEE
TAKE THIS DREAM AWAY
WHAT’S THIS, LET'S SEE
I FEEL SEXY
WHAT'S COME OVER ME
HERE IT COMES AGAIN
JANET.
I FEEL RELEASED
BAD TIMES DECEASED
MY CONFIDENCE HAS INCREASED
REALITY IS HERE
THE GAME HAS BEEN DISBANDED
MY MIND HAS BEEN EXPANDED
IT'S A GAS THAT FRANKY'S LANDED
HIS LUST IS SO SINCERE
FRANK.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FAY WRAY
THAT DELICATE SATIN DRAPED FRAME
AS IT CLUNG TO HER THIGH HOW I STARTED TO CRY
FOR I WANTED TO BE DRESSED JUST THE SAME
GIVE YOURSELF OVER TO ABSOLUTE PLEASURE
SWIM THE WARM WATERS OF SINS OF THE FLESH
EROTIC NIGHTMARES BEYOND ANY MEASURE
AND SENSUAL DAYDREAMS TO TREASURE FOREVER
CAN'T YOU JUST SEE IT
WHOA WHOA WHOA
DON’T DREAM IT BE IT.
ALL.
DON'T DREAM IT - BE IT
DON'T DREAM IT - BE IT
DON'T DREAM IT - BE IT
DON'T DREAM IT - BE IT
DON'T DREAM IT - BE IT
DON'T DREAM IT - BE IT
DON'T DREAM IT - BE IT
DR. SCOTT
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS TRAP
BEFORE THIS DECADENCE SAPS OUR WILLS
I'VE GOT TO BE STRONG AND TRY TO HANG ON
OR MY MIND MAY WELL SNAP
AND MY LIFE WILL BE LIVED
FOR THE THRILLS
BRAD.
IT'S BEYOND ME
HELP ME MOMMY
JANET.
GOD BLESS LILY ST. CYR
FRANK.
MY MY MY MY MY MY MY
MY MY MY MY MY MY MY
I'M A WILD AND UNTAMED THING
I’M A BEE WITH A DEADLY STING
GET A HIT AND YOUR MIND GOES PING
YOUR HEART'LL THUMP
AND YOUR BLOOD WILL SING
SO LET THE PARTY AND THE SOUNDS ROCK ON
GONNA SHAKE IT TILL THE LIFE HAS GONE
ROSE TINT MY WORLD
KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN
ALL
WE'RE A WILD AND UNTAMED THING
WE ARE BEES WITH A DEADLY STING
GET A HIT AND YOUR MIND GOES PING
YOUR HEART'LL THUMP
AND YOUR BLOOD WILL SING
SO LET THE PARTY AND THE SOUNDS ROCK ON
GONNA SHAKE IT TILL THE LIFE HAS GONE
ROSE TINT MY WORLD
KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN
WE'RE A WILD AND UNTAMED THING
WE ARE BEES WITH A DEADLY STING
GET A HIT AND YOUR MIND GOES PING
YOUR HEART'LL THUMP
AND YOUR BLOOD WILL SING
SO LET THE PARTY AND THE SOUNDS ROCK ON
GONNA SHAKE IT TILL THE LIFE HAS GONE
ROSE TINT MY WORLD
KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN
RIFF RAFF.
FRANK N FURTER
IT'S ALL OVER
YOUR MISSION IS A FAILURE
YOUR LIFESTYLE’S TOO EXTREME
L'M YOUR NEW COMMANDER
YOU NOW ARE MY PRISONER
WE RETURN TO TRANSYLVANIA
PREPARE THE TRANSIT BEAM
FRANK.
ON THE DAY I WENT AWAY
ALL.
GOODBYE
FRANK.
WAS ALL I HAD TO SAY
ALL.
NOW I
FRANK.
WANT TO COME AGAIN AND STAY
ALL.
OH MY MY
FRANK.
SMILE AND THAT WILL MEAN I MAY
I'VE SEEN BLUE SKIES
THROUGH THE TEARS IN MY EYES
AND I REALIZE L'M GOING HOME
ALL.
I'M GOING HOME.
FRANK.
EVERYWHERE IT'S BEEN THE SAME
ALL.
FEELING
FRANK.
LIKE I'M OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN
ALL.
WHEELING
FRANK.
FREE TO TRY AND FIND A GAME
ALL.
DEALING
FRANK.
CARDS FOR SORROW CARDS FOR PAIN
I'VE SEEN THE BLUE SKIES
THROUGH THE TEARS IN MY EYES
AND I REALIZE - L'M GOING HOME
ALL
I'M GOING HOME
I'M GOING HOME
FRANK
I’M GOING HOME
BRAD.
I'VE DONE A LOT
GOD KNOWS I'VE TRIED
TO FIND THE TRUTH
I'VE EVEN LIED
BUT ALL I KNOW
IS DOWN INSIDE
PHANTOMS.
I'M BLEEDING
JANET.
AND SUPER HEROES
COME TO FEAST
TO TASTE THE FLESH
NOT YET DECEASED
AND ALL I KNOW
IS STILL THE BEAST
PHANTOMS.
IS FEEDING
NARRATOR.
AND CRAWLING ON THE PLANET'S FACE
SOME INSECTS CALLED THE HUMAN RACE
LOST IN TLME
AND LOST IN SPACE
PHANTOMS.
AND MEANING
USHERETTE.
SCIENCE FICTION - DOUBLE FEATURE
FRANK HAS BUILT AND LOST HIS CREATURE
DARKNESS HAS CONQUERED BRAD AND JANET
THE SERVANTS GONE TO A DISTANT PLANET
OH - AT THE LATE-NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE
PICTURE SHOW-- I WANT TO GO OHH
TO THE LATE-NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW
DOO LANG DOO LANG
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